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Trump Says He’d Easily Beat Obama in Election Neither Man Is Legally Allowed to Enter
Trump says he’d easily defeat Barack Obama in a hypothetical election. One obstacle: the 22nd Amendment says neither can be elected again.
Miami Office Announces Four-Day Workweek, Schedules Friday Meetings Anyway
Employees welcomed news of a shorter workweek until management revealed what Friday would now be reserved for.
Neighborhood Makes History by Merging Into One Lane Without a Single Honk
A neighborhood traffic breakthrough has left drivers stunned after an entire line of cars merged without a single horn or angry gesture.
City Council Creates Committee to Find Out Why It Has So Many Committees
City officials say a newly formed committee will investigate a growing problem that has plagued council meetings for years.
