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Trump Says He’d Easily Beat Obama in Election Neither Man Is Legally Allowed to Enter
Trump says he’d easily defeat Barack Obama in a hypothetical election. One obstacle: the 22nd Amendment says neither can be elected again.
Outlook Outage Gives Office Workers an Unexpected Afternoon With Their Own Thoughts
As Outlook and Microsoft 365 struggled Thursday, employees faced an unfamiliar question: what counts as work when the inbox won’t load?
Inflation Report Confirms What the Grocery Receipt Already Said
The latest consumer price report has numbers, charts and a familiar conclusion for people who just wanted something for dinner.
South Florida Cold Front Sends Residents Searching for Last Year’s Jackets
With morning temperatures forecast to dip into the 50s in some areas, South Florida prepares for its annual encounter with the coat closet.
At Boca Chica, Even a Beach Day Needs a Launch Window
A rocket launch schedule is becoming required reading for anyone hoping for an ordinary afternoon near Boca Chica Beach.
Trump Gives JD Vance a New Assignment. Washington Has Questions.
After a real policy pivot, Washington confronts the universal workplace problem of getting another assignment before finishing the first.
Tacoma’s Mysteriously Moving Garbage Bins Finally Have an Explanation
After weeks of confusion, residents say an early-morning discovery may finally explain why their garbage bins keep changing places.
Miami-Dade Iguanas Demand Official Recognition as County’s Most Reliable Residents
After years of dominating sidewalks, seawalls, and pool decks, South Florida’s iguanas are reportedly seeking a more formal role in county life.
Experts Confirm Family Group Chat Is Now the Household’s Government
A family group chat has quietly taken control of household decisions, with polls, emojis, and unread messages now shaping everything from dinner plans to vacations.
Netflix Subscribers May Soon Need Premium Just to Finish a Movie
A new subscription-tier proposal could leave viewers paying extra for the one feature they assumed was included: seeing how the movie ends.
