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Trump Says He’d Easily Beat Obama in Election Neither Man Is Legally Allowed to Enter
Trump says he’d easily defeat Barack Obama in a hypothetical election. One obstacle: the 22nd Amendment says neither can be elected again.
GTA VI Festival Coming to Miami, Where Residents Have Been Playing on Hard Mode for Years
Rockstar brings GTA VI: The Festival to Miami, where residents have already mastered traffic, chaos, and the city’s unforgiving parking missions.
Pokémon Card Fight at Pembroke Pines Target Ends With Handcuffs, Black Eye and Bruised Knee
A Pokémon card dispute at a Pembroke Pines Target ends with a black eye, a bruised knee and the most excitement the trading-card aisle has…
I Bought the Product. Why Am I Still Paying Rent on It?
Subscriptions were supposed to make life easier. Now the average household needs a billing department just to watch television.
The Tip Screen Has Started Asking for Money Before Anyone Does Anything
The American checkout counter has developed an extraordinary confidence in asking customers for more money.
Washington Prepares for Congressional Investigations; Attorneys Clear Their Calendars
The White House and incoming congressional investigators are already arguing over oversight, while one Washington profession appears to have a busy winter ahead.
Nvidia Begins CEO Search; World’s Most Advanced Chips Still Cannot Conduct the Interviews
Following Jensen Huang’s departure, Nvidia faces an old-fashioned corporate task: choosing a new boss.
Prize-Winning Author Cleared of AI Use; Being Human Proves Surprisingly Hard to Document
After a review clears a Caine Prize winner of AI-writing allegations, the literary world confronts the limits of asking software to judge writing.
AI Companies Sued Over AI Risks, Face Difficult Question of Who Should Draft the Response
A lawsuit seeking to halt advanced AI development raises an awkward new office question about whether the legal response should be written with AI.
